About Me

I am eclectic, private, moody, vaguely honest, thoughtful, irascible, loyal, meticulous, exhausted, bitchy, unique-ish, distrustful, unconventional, stubborn, helpful, biased, conservative, selfish, determined, lazy, particular, motivated, creative, a procrastinator extraordinaire, ambitious and contradictory.

I am a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, an in-law, a friend, an enemy, an acquaintance, technical support, emotional support, a teacher, a pet owner, and various other things, to assorted somebodies.  I make no claims as to the quality of my performance in any of these roles.

I have yet to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.  If I figure it out, perhaps I will find enough energy to actually do it. Whatever it is, I hope it involves being a hermit.

I like my dog and my cat a lot, most likely a lot more than I like you.

If you are easily offended, I recommend that you go away.  I don’t have a specific warning as to the type of content I might post that would offend you, because I don’t care enough to detail it out. This is the apex of my level of concern for your sensibilities.  Kindly go away and do not read things that I post.

If you are not an adult, this is probably not the place for you. I do not intend to go out of my way to make the things I write about, or the way in which I write them, child friendly. If you feel like reading anyway, get parental approval first.