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Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be

We went to Bed Bath & Beyond yesterday, and walked past a display of Eggies. I paused and looked at them, because I get so frustrated peeliIng eggs. I was deeply suspicious. I didn’t buy any, but I did use Google to learn... read more

Squawk

If I was granted 10 wishes, I’d wish to be a nicer person. Fuck you. No I wouldn’t. I was totally lying. You didn’t believe that horseshit, did you? I would wish to be less obsessed with getting it perfect, and a lot more satisfied with getting it done. I’d also wish for world peace, via having a large number of people (think REALLY LARGE) shift to an alternate reality that they... read more

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