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Ways to annoy your teen #143953

Teen: Can you get out the milk? Me: *gets milk out of the fridge and holds it up for teen to see* Yes. *puts milk back in fridge* Teen: *makes disgusted noise* read more

Not Reassured

Things I DO NOT want my pilot to say over the intercom when giving updates as we sit endlessly on the tarmac in a snow storm. “I’ve been doing this a lot of years, and I’ve never had this happen before.” “catastrophic consequences” Dude. Word things differently. I’m just saying. read more

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