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  • 4:45 AM

    and all is not well…

    First of all the furnace in the RV is not working and it is fucking cold. I am worried the fish is going to freeze to death. They (RV rental people) say they will try to get somebody out to repair it in the morning. They also say that I can go pick up a space heater at Walmart and they will reimburse for it. This was not possible as there is no 24 hour Walmart here.

    Tried to sleep anyway, despite it being fucking cold. Luckily, I have a warm blanket, a light blanket and a comforter. Xander was so cold he joined me under the covers to sleep, something he never does.

    We got 2 hours sleep before Willow came over and peed all over me. She soaked through all my bedding. After I killed her (okay, I didn’t really do that) I checked the pamphlet for the campground. It has a 24 hour laundry room. I bagged up all my stuff, took things so I could shower too, since, umm gross. Hauled my ass and tons of stuff over there and found a sign saying that as of Nov 1, the laundry room was closed from 10PM to 8AM.

    I squatted on the sidewalk and cried quietly, so as not to wake the other campers.

    I am cold and exhausted and have no place I call home. This 25 foot box is physically stressful to drive. My back and neck are killing me. I smell like cat piss, and I have no blankets to keep warm. I can’t even begin a load until 8. Who knows when somebody will come to fix my heater or how long that will take. I am already a day late and at risk for missing the movers on the other end. Check out time is noon, so if they can’t fix it by then… Well I won’t have slept anyway by then.

    I would toss all this bedding and buy new stuff so I could sleep, and a space heater… except, yeah, no 24 hour Walmart (or anything else).

    Xander has refused to use the kitty litter since setting foot in the box on wheels too, so perhaps we’ll have an encore soon. If not him, I’m sure Willow will do something. She hates me.

    The fucking Walmart can’t even bother with an answering machine that lets me know what time they do open.

  • quickie

    RV with two dogs, two cats, one fish, one teen and myself… is hell.

    Stopped for the night.

    All are safe. Quite concerned about the fish.

  • still cranky

    After arriving here I realized I should make a couple of adjustments due to the weather. My desire for hot drinks is soaring, so I am trying to switch mainly to decaf. So far I am mostly failing at that while out because I forget to ask for it. I am waiting for a UPS delivery of my recent coffee order, and that included more decaf than usual to accommodate the switch at home. I don’t need to go NO caffeine, but if I drink half as much coffee as I want to in this weather, and all of that is regular, I will develop a problem. I also need to switch to mainly drinking black.

    The other thing that it made sense to change was the dog feeding routine. In California the dogs were fed late at night. Before the dogs were fed there was this whole bathroom routine that needed to occur. Yes, I am talking a lot about pet bodily functions lately. Welcome to my life. See, Indy has never been a fan of going to the bathroom, at least not since we brought her home when she was about 6 months old. She was a rescue puppy, and I do not know if she was born that way, or there was some kind of issue with the potty training at her previous home, but she came to us really hating to shit, and it took a long time to work things out so that we had a reasonably regular poo schedule and did not have to worry about poosplosions. When things are normal, she goes once a day, before she eats. Yes, I realize most dogs are supposed to want to go soon after a meal. Anyhow, getting her to go still requires human participation. She cannot just be let outside at around the right time. Somebody must witness it, and sadly for me, there are many days when she will only go for me. What am I babbling about this for? Oh right, the eating schedule. It was just too fucking cold to be taking the damn dogs out and standing around and hoping for a poo miracle late at night. I have switched to an after human lunch poo and feeding schedule. The dogs are happy with their new meal time at their new meal time, but every night at their old meal time they go absolutely ape shit. When I go to bed they complain mightily about the fact I have forgotten to feed them. I keep trying to remind them that they already ate (and I’m actually feeding them more to help them put on some cold weather fat), but they refuse to believe me and keep insisting that I have forgotten to feed them. On the other hand, they are still pleasantly surprised by their after lunch meal.

    I still need to take them out before bed to get in a final pee, but that doesn’t take as long as a poo outing. It still takes longer than in California because Indy thinks it is too cold and she keeps looking at me reproachfully, and London is always trying to catch something scampering through the backyard.

    We do not have a real fence in the backyard, hence all the TAKING the dogs out instead of letting them out. Fences are very unusual here, and very few of the rentals I looked at had any at all. Most people who do have dogs opt for the invisible fence. I like having this crappy fence better than no fence at all, because at least it delineates our yard and we are less likely to have people wandering in. This is also part of the initial bathroom issue with London as he hates to poop while leashed. He is getting better about it.

    Much to my great sadness, the house next door runs a daycare. I did chat with the woman over the backyard fence our first week here and cautioned her against letting the children stick their hands through the fence telling her that Indy could not be trusted not to bite them. She said she would make sure of it. I was hoping that the cold weather would keep them inside most of the time, but many afternoons are full of the noises of squealing toddlers. I am not a fan.

    There is a good walking path just behind the house. There are an unfortunate number of burrs in the area, and most walks are followed by me needing to pick burrs out of the dogs and myself.

    Pics from the walking path:

    Dog Walk

    The Path

    Now that I’ve talked so much about poo and the dogs, I’ll mention the other critters.

    Wallace (the fish) – It was really looking touch and go for a while, but we’ve now warmed the poor thing up enough and he is finally eating again. I might need to find a cheap little aquarium (or larger bowl) and heater for him so that I am not stuck keeping one room so warm.

    Willow – The cold she developed when we first got here has cleared up and she seems to be doing well. She is generally just as much of a pain in the ass as at the old house. The cats are spending more time near each other than they used to, but it is still not overly friendly and often ends in hissing and huffing.

    Xander – He is also settling in well, although he is cold and is looking for warm snuggle places more often. Also, both cats are usually complaining of hunger and are super friendly because they hope we might feed them.

    London is climbing onto the bathtub and stealing the cats’ food. He knows damn well he is not supposed to, but it is going to take some doing for us to enforce that here. Things were set up much better for managing the pets at our own house. If I can just figure out which box I packed the zapper thing in, I should be able to remind him about his manners where the cat food (and other sort of kitty treats EEEW) are concerned. In the meantime, the cats are always wandering around complaining about their lack of food. When we lock them in with the food, so that the dog cannot get to it. They complain about being locked in, and refuse to eat it out of spite.

    Too much typing, time to go unpack something, or shop, or do something else unpleasant.

  • The Best Laid Plans of Cats

    Xander: *Purr* *Purr* *Purr* *Snuggle*

    Me: Umm, working. Inconvenient.

    Xander: *Boof* *Snuggle* *Knead* *Knead* *Purr*

    Me: Okay, cute, but try to be less in the way.

    Xander: *Purr* *Purr* *Purr* *Walk on Keyboard* *Lie on Typing Hands*

    Me: Too much cat!

    Xander: *Purr* *Happy* *Purr* *Boof*

    Me: *Grab Xander* *Hug Xander* *Snuggle Xander* *Release Xander*

    Xander: *Huff* Undignified! *Stalks away*

    Sometimes the best response to Too Much Cat is Too Much Person.

  • Willow the Alarm Clock

    Pro:
    Very effective at waking me up.

    Cons:
    I can’t figure out how to set her for the time I want.
    I can’t find the snooze button.

  • Open Letter: Moving Company Edition

    Dear Moving Company Contact,

    Please refrain from replying to my email with a phone call. No, I will not call you back. If I had wanted to call you, I would have done that to start with.

    I already spoke to you on the phone once. I called you back in response to your first message, despite the fact you had not provided me with your extension, or last name, thereby making returning the message an even larger chore than it needed to be.

    I then, not only answered the questions about the delivery date, I explained exactly WHY it needed to be that date. Then I secured your email address and extension number, because it had not occurred to you to offer either.

    In my email I reiterated the date information to you. I typed out the date, month, year, and even the day of the week.

    I fail to understand why you are now leaving me a message saying that you got my email, and to please call you back and tell you which date I want for delivery (offering me 4 possible dates INCLUDING the one I have already told you both verbally and in writing is the only one that will work). We are clearly suffering from a communication failure, and since you are in a service business, perhaps you should work on your end a bit.

    Also, I believe it is standard upon leaving business messages to provide your phone number and extension, especially when you call from a blocked number. Yes, I did make note of your information from our previous conversation, but considering that you seem unable to hang onto important details yourself, you should probably assume the same about others and over-provide your contact information as a matter of course.

    (Not)Respectfully,

    – Me

    P.S. The woman you are replacing was a lot more functional and competent than you, and I sincerely hope that she quit for a position someplace with co-workers who are not as useless as you appear to be. I just wish she had done it AFTER I completed my move.

  • dumb candy

    Today’s Penny Arcade made me laugh and laugh… in a pathetic way.

  • Buried

    I took a break from the moving madness to go see The Dandy Warhols last Friday.

    I had a… time.

    I composed a long and eloquent post in my head about them, but never found the time to get it from my head to keyboard, and now my head has gone to further mush.

    Instead you will get the Cliffs Notes version.

    I shall start off by saying that The Dandy Warhols did NOT disappoint me. They were very good. I completely enjoyed them, and on stage they proved themselves to be true musicians. The set had a nice pace to it, and just the right amount of talking. Best of all, they reached a respectable point in the evening, said “this is going to be our last song” and played their last song of the night. That was it. They said goodnight and walked off stage and… no encore bullshit. No pretending that they were done, when they knew damn well they were coming back. It was a classy ending and one I’ve been wanting to see for a long time.

    The opening act was The Upsidedown, which I just had to look up because it did not stick in my memory. What did stick was their tambourine player. Easily the best and most enthusiastic tambourine playing I’ve ever seen. Really. Too bad I didn’t like their lead singer nearly as much. This was a band I enjoyed more when it was only music and no lyrics, and that is very unusual for me. They played for 20 minutes and then thanked us and went away.

    Here we end of the Cliff Notes portion and move on to the Throw Me Off A Cliff portion of my post.

    The second act was A Place to Bury Strangers. I did not have to look that up. I never intend to forget the name of that band. It will make it easier to avoid them in the future. I do not like to rain on anyone’s parade, and I am sure they love what they do, and they obviously have fans. But, unfortunately for everyone, there were not many at the concert I was at. Definitely none in the group of people I attended with. At first I thought they were just not my cup of tea, but eventually I determined that I actively disliked the sounds they were making and desperately wanted them to stop. Seriously, when they got started, I thought they had things set up wrong, and that the screeching feedback and out of tune yowling was an error that they would stop and correct, but that is just their style.

    A couple of songs in, I was mostly staring at the floor and trying to will myself to a different place, where I couldn’t hear them. I could only zone out and pretend I wasn’t there for so long, and then some kind of mating cats getting attacked by rabid raccoons sound would cause me to glance up involuntarily. I glanced up and was shocked to discover that the drummer was GONE. He had vanished in a puff of smoke and I had a brief moment of giddiness when I thought perhaps my wishing had caused it, and that the entire band would soon vanish. I glanced towards my friends and saw that they were cracking up. We met eyes and I started laughing too. It soon became clear that nobody had exploded, it was just the fog machine on overdrive. Once again, I mistakenly thought something had gone wrong and they would fix it between songs, but it turned out, they just really fucking like the heavy smog effect. It was so disturbing to watch the drummer breathing in and out that stuff. I’ve walked through fog machine output, and did not find it even slightly pleasant to breathe.

    After they had been playing for too long, I thought the song they were playing would be their last, but when it ended they started another, even longer one. That one ended and, once again, they started another. It went on and on. At some point in the middle I snapped and just begin laughing until tears were leaking out of my eyes. I am serious. I was disliking the experience so much that the concern that they might never stop playing had driven me to the point of hysteria.

    Along the way, Jono MOFO broke the strings on his abused instrument at which point he appeared to throw some sort of toddler temper tantrum about the breakage, and yet, they still did not cease.

    FINALLY there was silence. It was a heavy silence, with very little applause or cheering. The trio stomped off stage without a word. We stood around stunned and waited for The Dandy Warhols, but I was pretty concerned that they wouldn’t not be able to do anything to save the evening.

    However, as mentioned before The Dandy Warhols put on a great show.

    But, when we exited the building, we only had mouths for A Place to Bury Strangers. We talked about them on the way back to the car, on the way home, and were still talking about them the next day.

    Probably some of you reading this would like them, but I really, really did not. I’m sure you’ve already figured that out.

    From their myspace “A Place To Bury Strangers does not so much play songs as allow them to pour out. They are songs about longing, heartbreak and confusion played extremely well and at a passionately loud volume.” They are obviously accomplished artists, because THAT absolutely expresses my impression of their performance. Not playing, just pouring and flooding and some oozing, and I am right there, with intense longing to be someplace else, heartbreak that it was still happening and utter confusion as to why it was happening to me.

    I feel bad for them, and really, everyone. I think the person who booked them as an opening act for The Dandy Warhols did nobody any favors. The styles were not complimentary.

    And here, is a little video clip of the show for those of you who are interested.

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