Today I bought a hat for $4.99 at the grocery store.
No sales tax on clothing in Minnesota.
It looks dumb, but my ears are warmer.
Yesterday, when I walked the dogs, unbeknownst to me, the baggie had a hole in the bottom of it. So… Do I need to spell it out? I did my pick-up duty and discovered I had shit on my knit glove. Today, I had no gloves on the walk. At least I had a hat.