The Poo Blog

Yes, as a matter of fact, I have noticed that I talk about shit a lot.

I don’t have a fetish or anything, (and now I am horrified by the possible search terms that will lead people to this entry) but a large chunk of my mental and physical energy is taken up by these foster puppies, and crap features a lot in this matter.

So, as I last mentioned, there was magic powder and all the poo stopped.

This is kind of awesome, because at the height (the depth?) of the poofest, I was thinking that duct tape or a cork might be in order.

However, in reality, I understand that waste must exit the body as a part of general good health.  Two of the puppies were not doing their #2 business, and this was worrisome, both for health reasons, and for assplosive possibilities when it finally happened.

So, after 24 hours of lack of puppy bowel movements, I contacted the vet AGAIN.

The vet gave me some advice, which I was already aware of in general, but wasn’t sure if it was okay on such young puppies.  So, I followed that advice, and Webster began doing his doody, but Mindy was still a no go.

Which eventually led me to calling the vet again.

I’ve spoken with this poor vet every single day since the puppies arrived, and seen her most of those days. Yes, I do a lot of work for the rescue by caring for these puppies, but it is nothing compared to the time and energy she puts in. She is very busy, and yet I am talking to her damn near every day, mostly about SHIT.

So, I made her a bedtime story comic, because… Well, mostly because I am totally fucking delirious at this point.

Now, I’ll share it with you too.

And there you have it. I have lost my mind.

Time to go feed the puppies again, and hope for more puppy poop.

la fleur de Not Sonic
Today I Showered

Comments

2 responses to “The Poo Blog”

  1. AmyB

    Wow. Laughing hysterically, but maybe not as hysterically as you.

  2. Ahahaha,
    Ahahahahahaha.

    GENIUS!!!!!!

    Also can not stop laughing. And while this is about poop, I now have to pee.

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