2007/01/20 @ 1:09 AM
nightly news report
I’ve made it home, but I feel awful. I would be in bed except that my gut is hurting too much to get comfortable, so here I am sitting at the computer and just feeling generally gross. In other news, outside it smells like… not rotten, but definitely not fresh, salmon. Since I can think of no reasonable explanation for why outside should smell like salmon, I am just figuring that it is a brain... read more
2006/10/27 @ 11:32 AM
Do you have a frog I can borrow?
I feel like crap. CRAP CRAP CRAP I woke up feeling bad, sore throat, nose totally dry, but sinus cavities totally stuffed. Just yucky. My apologies to anybody I have breathed on in the last few days. I stumbled downstairs and looked in the cabinet to find something, anything, to make me feel less like crap, and I find this Zicam throat spray stuff. So, I spray some, and I am like: <i>huh that... read more
